Sometimes things are unicorns made of baby laughter and narwals swimming through skittles, sometimes things are just a poonami of craptacular proportions. Sometimes the normal lexicon just isn't enough.
The return of the dragon
My title sounds like a Bruce Lee film. Bean would use his ninja powers of cuteness and everyone would just sit down in a circle and sing "The Wheels on the Bus go round and round" instead of fighting. Good thing Bruce Lee isn't this cute. Those fight scenes would suck.