Sometimes things are unicorns made of baby laughter and narwals swimming through skittles, sometimes things are just a poonami of craptacular proportions. Sometimes the normal lexicon just isn't enough.
Hello. This is Jeff. I barely took any photographs of my trip across the US. It was beautiful. Even the 1000 miles of corn was beautiful the entire time. There was corn from Nebraska to Ohio. Below are some photos from a lovely breakfast we had in Walnut, Iowa.