Sometimes things are unicorns made of baby laughter and narwals swimming through skittles, sometimes things are just a poonami of craptacular proportions. Sometimes the normal lexicon just isn't enough.
"I'm Arianna, I have team spirit, I don't drink Coke, so check me out!". That's our version of the SNL Will Ferrell and Sheri Oteri "Spartan Cheerleeder's skit. If you haven't seen it, you haven't lived.