Sometimes things are unicorns made of baby laughter and narwals swimming through skittles, sometimes things are just a poonami of craptacular proportions. Sometimes the normal lexicon just isn't enough.
One "cool dude" as he puts it.
Just before going on stage to be the wicked stepsister in "La Cenerentola" Rossini's version of Cinderella. It was oh so very fun. By the way, you can't see it, but I'm wearing a light purple dress, bright green tights, and eyeshadow that would make Mimi from The Drew Carey show proud.
Ok, what do you think, it doesn't have the long antenae, but is this an Asian Longhorn Beetle that everyone's so up in arms about? We saw this on the train. I can't decide if it is one or not so I haven't reported it.